I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
