Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
These tits shall not be calmed
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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