I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think my moral compass just broke
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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