Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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