scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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