is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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