dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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