so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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