Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He did a backflip because drugs
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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