So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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