No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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