Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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