I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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