Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have fence marks all over my body
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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