doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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