All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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