whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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