Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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