I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
