I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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