Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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