wake up i wanna do it froggy style
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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