She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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