did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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