Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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