Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
