hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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