it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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