You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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