three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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