CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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