His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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