Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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