I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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