What a fucking waste of an outfit
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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