PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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