you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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