I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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