You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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