ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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