How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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