We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
FUCK WHALES
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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