I just saw a hot homeless man
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
How's work?
Spinning.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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