Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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