so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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