it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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