so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just had sex on a roof
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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