shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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