She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
How naked do you want me to be?
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