If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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