apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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