so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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