Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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