As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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