When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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